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The future

In other news, MASH predicts that me and Jude Law and our pet wombat will live in a shack with our 10 children, which I will presumably need to get to day care (owing to my husband’s busy schedule of acting and being hot) in my Ford Escort wagon before I go to my sweet job as a stripper. [WS]

Hot minute

Utah gets the X. I’m cultivating a careful grunge. My stomach cooperates with my eating only periodically, and when it feels like it. November 22 was a waste. I love boys, I hate boys. Water is being tread. [WS]

The actual proper DJ juice

If you listen to electronic music, have half a brain for tech shit, get a laugh out of British people talking, enjoy sherry, or have any sense of humor whatsoever, you must watch “The Synthesizer: Theory & Practice (Parts 1-3).” I’ll warn you, it’s advertainment, but it’s also sheer brilliance, my son. [WS]

TSA stories never get old

From BoingBoing: David Gagne’s “False Authority Syndrome.” You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll do all the things you normally do when reading things concerning Our Dumb Government. [WS]